Craig's Movie Reviews

I love movies. I love writing about them. Hope you like reading what I write.

The Infiltrator

A full review about this film without one reference to “Breaking Bad”!

September 30, 2016 · Leave a comment

Ben-Hur (2016)

Hollywood and “Ben-Hur”. The original cash-grabbing couple!

September 30, 2016 · Leave a comment

Kubo and the Two Strings

I’ve never seen a Laika film before. I need to see more!

September 28, 2016 · Leave a comment

Captain Fantastic

Did I ever tell you my nickname is Viggo?

September 27, 2016 · Leave a comment

Cafe Society

A late review for a Woody Allen movie. Sorry Woody.

September 27, 2016 · Leave a comment

A Hobbit’s Tale (Part 1) by Craig Andrew Robertson

My 100th Review. And it’s a near 4000 word doosey!

September 14, 2016 · Leave a comment

Sausage Party

This is very late. Sorry.

September 11, 2016 · Leave a comment

Hell or High Water

A thoughtful crime drama in Texas. I love my job sometimes.

September 9, 2016 · Leave a comment

Suicide Squad

Is this movie so good/bad that I want Rotten Tomatoes to just die?

September 6, 2016 · Leave a comment

Bad Moms

An American Comedy with three friends and they’re all… women?!

September 5, 2016 · Leave a comment

David Brent: Life on the Road

More than 10 years on, can David Brent make it from the paper business to show business? And, more importantly, is watching him fail at that still funny?

September 2, 2016 · Leave a comment

Finding Dory

Another film about the locating of fish. That genre will never die so long as we fish ourselves.

August 10, 2016 · Leave a comment


A children’s classic in the hands of a giant director! Surely this must be good.

August 3, 2016 · Leave a comment

Jason Bourne

My favourite action dude is back. If you don’t know who I’m talking about, read the title.

August 2, 2016 · Leave a comment

Star Trek Beyond

On the franchise’s 50th Anniversary can this film live up to the legendary series?

July 25, 2016 · Leave a comment

The Secret Life of Pets

How good is this “Toy Story” with Pets?

July 11, 2016 · Leave a comment

The Nice Guys

Read this review in the voice of a 70’s trailer voice-over artist.

June 15, 2016 · Leave a comment

When Marnie Was There

The greatest animation studio since Disney gives us their swansong.

June 14, 2016 · Leave a comment

Alice Through the Looking Glass

Over a billion dollars the last movie did gross.
Only a penny should it have received at most.

June 5, 2016 · Leave a comment

A Hologram for the King

Tom of Arabia.

June 4, 2016 · Leave a comment

Money Monster

Jodie Foster directed Money Monster.
A movie about banking fraudsters.

June 3, 2016 · Leave a comment

Florence Foster Jenkins

Also known as “The King’s Speech 2”.

May 8, 2016 · Leave a comment

The Jungle Book (2016, 3D)

Let’s see if I can bear with this movie… I’ll stop now.

May 8, 2016 · Leave a comment

Captain America: Civil War

Let’s hope that Chris Evans does a better job than the son of J.D Sallinger.

May 4, 2016 · 2 Comments

Bastille Day

This film, I’ve just learnt, is “based on true events”. Oh boy.

April 27, 2016 · Leave a comment

Midnight Special

Why are they after this kid? And why is he wearing those swimming goggles? Find out at MIDNIGHT!

April 19, 2016 · Leave a comment


Let’s see what’s happening in the city today. It seems to be filled with animals.

April 19, 2016 · 1 Comment


A film done in one take. Film types like myself love those!

April 19, 2016 · Leave a comment

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

After years of fans whining, was Batfleck all that bad?

March 31, 2016 · 1 Comment

High Rise

This film is super weird. But is it good-weird?

March 31, 2016 · Leave a comment

Hail, Caesar!

A movie with perfect punctuation must mean a perfect movie right?

March 21, 2016 · Leave a comment


Did this movie deserve the Best Picture win?

March 21, 2016 · Leave a comment

Kung Fu Panda 3

The third installment in a franchise that certainly is not endangered.

March 21, 2016 · Leave a comment

The Danish Girl

Redmayne wants you to “GO!!!” to this movie. If you get that reference I apologise.

February 21, 2016 · Leave a comment


Did my total lack of knowledge of this book series affect my enjoyment of this film?

February 20, 2016 · Leave a comment


If you are under 15, just pencil on a moustache and go see this.

February 13, 2016 · 1 Comment


This movie shows one thing. Michael Caine is old.

February 13, 2016 · Leave a comment

The Hateful Eight

Is this Tarantino epic worthy of the man’s name?

February 4, 2016 · Leave a comment

The Big Short

Money, money, money. From the author of “Moneyball”

February 3, 2016 · Leave a comment

Room (2016)

Can a five year old boy hold a movie together almost on his own?

January 25, 2016 · 1 Comment


A movie that screams female empowerment!

January 25, 2016 · Leave a comment

The Revenant

My most anticipated movie of 2016, so early. Was I right to hold my breath?

January 18, 2016 · Leave a comment


A very late review for a very good movie.

January 1, 2016 · Leave a comment

Star Wars: Episode VII, The Force Awakens

The hype. The hype!

December 22, 2015 · Leave a comment

The Good Dinosaur

After the glory of “Inside Out”, do Disney and Pixar have much left to give?

December 10, 2015 · Leave a comment

Bridge of Spies

My upteenth review of a movie about espionage, this year. Is this a “A Most Wanted Man” or a “Blackhat”?

December 5, 2015 · Leave a comment


Saoirse Ronan is an irish girl on her way to America. Does she land on her feet?

November 18, 2015 · Leave a comment


Girl power!

November 11, 2015 · Leave a comment


A true story of two sisters, torn apart at birth and then, and then miraculously reunited.

November 9, 2015 · Leave a comment


“Skyfall” was said to be the best James Bond movie ever. Will this surpass it?

October 31, 2015 · Leave a comment

Ruined Heart! Another Love Story Between a Criminal and a Whore

And you thought “Birdman” was artsy!

October 28, 2015 · Leave a comment

Craig’s Movie Reviews: One Year On

Thank you!

October 20, 2015 · Leave a comment

Macbeth (2015)

The trailer certainly looked cool. Was the movie?

October 4, 2015 · Leave a comment

The Martian

Matt Damon once again plays the loneliest man in the universe. Ridley Scott once again brings a camera into that universe.

October 2, 2015 · Leave a comment

Everest (3D)

The true tragedy of an attempt to climb the world’s greatest peak is given the motion picture treatment.

September 19, 2015 · Leave a comment


Gangster movies are a personal favourite genre of mine. Is this one up to snuff?

September 13, 2015 · Leave a comment

American Ultra

My 50th review! I think over the past 49 I’ve been relatively positive on balance. Will this one continue the trend or change my tune?

September 4, 2015 · Leave a comment


Does this sports movie succumb to the old cliches?

August 21, 2015 · 1 Comment

Inside Out (3D)

Everyone’s been going crazy for this film. Is it worth the hype?

August 16, 2015 · 1 Comment

The Man from U.N.C.L.E

Get ready for another 2015 spy movie!

August 13, 2015 · Leave a comment

Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation

Ethan Hunt is back. Cue the incredibly catchy music.

August 8, 2015 · Leave a comment

Testament of Youth

A woman must deal with tragic loss in one of the most destructive conflicts of all time. Worst of all, it actually happened.

August 6, 2015 · 1 Comment

The Choir

You will note that the poster for this movie has a different title from the one I give it. This is because like with all my reviews, I choose the anglocentric angle and have decided to call it by the name it has been given in my country.

July 25, 2015 · Leave a comment

Mr Holmes

One of the best characters from the last 200 years is back. Is he done justice or sold out?

June 29, 2015 · Leave a comment

Jurassic World (2D)

A franchise that just won’t go extinct re-emerges without the help of frog DNA. Will it bite?

June 24, 2015 · Leave a comment

Tomorrowland: A World Beyond

People say they crave original ideas. Why then is this a box office bomb?

May 29, 2015 · Leave a comment

Mad Max: Fury Road

The follow up to a franchise from the 70s and 80s? This could only end well!

May 22, 2015 · 4 Comments

The Avengers: Age of Ultron

The most intricate film franchise Goliath of all-time has it’s new team flagship. Does it impress a newcomer?

May 6, 2015 · 1 Comment

The Water Diviner

From the man who played Javert in “Les Miserables” comes…

April 4, 2015 · Leave a comment

The Gunman

Two time Academy Award Winner Sean Penn gets ‘a shootin. Does he hit or miss?

March 31, 2015 · 1 Comment