The Infiltrator
A full review about this film without one reference to “Breaking Bad”!
Ben-Hur (2016)
Hollywood and “Ben-Hur”. The original cash-grabbing couple!
Kubo and the Two Strings
I’ve never seen a Laika film before. I need to see more!
Cafe Society
A late review for a Woody Allen movie. Sorry Woody.
A Hobbit’s Tale (Part 1) by Craig Andrew Robertson
My 100th Review. And it’s a near 4000 word doosey!
Hell or High Water
A thoughtful crime drama in Texas. I love my job sometimes.
Suicide Squad
Is this movie so good/bad that I want Rotten Tomatoes to just die?
Bad Moms
An American Comedy with three friends and they’re all… women?!
David Brent: Life on the Road
More than 10 years on, can David Brent make it from the paper business to show business? And, more importantly, is watching him fail at that still funny?
Finding Dory
Another film about the locating of fish. That genre will never die so long as we fish ourselves.
The BFG
A children’s classic in the hands of a giant director! Surely this must be good.
Jason Bourne
My favourite action dude is back. If you don’t know who I’m talking about, read the title.
Star Trek Beyond
On the franchise’s 50th Anniversary can this film live up to the legendary series?
The Nice Guys
Read this review in the voice of a 70’s trailer voice-over artist.
When Marnie Was There
The greatest animation studio since Disney gives us their swansong.
Alice Through the Looking Glass
Over a billion dollars the last movie did gross.
Only a penny should it have received at most.
Money Monster
Jodie Foster directed Money Monster.
A movie about banking fraudsters.
The Jungle Book (2016, 3D)
Let’s see if I can bear with this movie… I’ll stop now.
Captain America: Civil War
Let’s hope that Chris Evans does a better job than the son of J.D Sallinger.
Bastille Day
This film, I’ve just learnt, is “based on true events”. Oh boy.
Midnight Special
Why are they after this kid? And why is he wearing those swimming goggles? Find out at MIDNIGHT!
Zootropolis
Let’s see what’s happening in the city today. It seems to be filled with animals.
Victoria
A film done in one take. Film types like myself love those!
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
After years of fans whining, was Batfleck all that bad?
Hail, Caesar!
A movie with perfect punctuation must mean a perfect movie right?
Kung Fu Panda 3
The third installment in a franchise that certainly is not endangered.
The Danish Girl
Redmayne wants you to “GO!!!” to this movie. If you get that reference I apologise.
Goosebumps
Did my total lack of knowledge of this book series affect my enjoyment of this film?
Deadpool
If you are under 15, just pencil on a moustache and go see this.
The Hateful Eight
Is this Tarantino epic worthy of the man’s name?
The Big Short
Money, money, money. From the author of “Moneyball”
Room (2016)
Can a five year old boy hold a movie together almost on his own?
The Revenant
My most anticipated movie of 2016, so early. Was I right to hold my breath?
The Good Dinosaur
After the glory of “Inside Out”, do Disney and Pixar have much left to give?
Bridge of Spies
My upteenth review of a movie about espionage, this year. Is this a “A Most Wanted Man” or a “Blackhat”?
Brooklyn
Saoirse Ronan is an irish girl on her way to America. Does she land on her feet?
Twinsters
A true story of two sisters, torn apart at birth and then, and then miraculously reunited.
Spectre
“Skyfall” was said to be the best James Bond movie ever. Will this surpass it?
Ruined Heart! Another Love Story Between a Criminal and a Whore
And you thought “Birdman” was artsy!
The Martian
Matt Damon once again plays the loneliest man in the universe. Ridley Scott once again brings a camera into that universe.
Everest (3D)
The true tragedy of an attempt to climb the world’s greatest peak is given the motion picture treatment.
Legend
Gangster movies are a personal favourite genre of mine. Is this one up to snuff?
American Ultra
My 50th review! I think over the past 49 I’ve been relatively positive on balance. Will this one continue the trend or change my tune?
Inside Out (3D)
Everyone’s been going crazy for this film. Is it worth the hype?
Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation
Ethan Hunt is back. Cue the incredibly catchy music.
Testament of Youth
A woman must deal with tragic loss in one of the most destructive conflicts of all time. Worst of all, it actually happened.
The Choir
You will note that the poster for this movie has a different title from the one I give it. This is because like with all my reviews, I choose the anglocentric angle and have decided to call it by the name it has been given in my country.
Mr Holmes
One of the best characters from the last 200 years is back. Is he done justice or sold out?
Jurassic World (2D)
A franchise that just won’t go extinct re-emerges without the help of frog DNA. Will it bite?
Tomorrowland: A World Beyond
People say they crave original ideas. Why then is this a box office bomb?
Mad Max: Fury Road
The follow up to a franchise from the 70s and 80s? This could only end well!
The Avengers: Age of Ultron
The most intricate film franchise Goliath of all-time has it’s new team flagship. Does it impress a newcomer?
The Water Diviner
From the man who played Javert in “Les Miserables” comes…
The Gunman
Two time Academy Award Winner Sean Penn gets ‘a shootin. Does he hit or miss?
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