Craig's Movie Reviews

I love movies. I love writing about them. Hope you like reading what I write.

“The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies”

Until the Extended Editions and some of the more obscure Tolkien stuff comes to the screen, this is the end point of my favourite movie of all time (yes I count it as one).

December 14, 2014 · 1 Comment

“The Penguins of Madagascar”

These birds may be flightless, but their jokes soar!

December 10, 2014 · 1 Comment

“Horrible Bosses 2”

Three idiots are doing their best to exact revenge… again!

December 5, 2014 · 1 Comment


Yet another adaptation of a children’s classic that promises much. But does it deliver?

December 3, 2014 · 1 Comment

“The Imitation Game”

A film made as a tribute to one of the most influential men nobody was allowed to know about.

November 19, 2014 · 2 Comments

“Gone Girl”

A movie which will get under your skin and stay there for a long time.

October 20, 2014 · 1 Comment

“Guardians of the Galaxy”

The latest offering from the growing behemoth that is Disney. Is this obscure comic book well-suited for big-screen adaptation?

October 16, 2014 · 1 Comment

“The Expendables 3”

The old and the young meet up for something which transcends the generations… mindless violence!

October 16, 2014 · 1 Comment


A brand new Hitchcockian thriller. A very theatrical piece that I’m sure you’ll…

October 13, 2014 · 1 Comment

“What We Did On Our Holiday”

This movie screams mediocraty. Don’t let it deceive you!

October 13, 2014 · 2 Comments

“The Equalizer”

Denzel Washington plays Jason Bourne. What could go wrong?!

October 13, 2014 · 2 Comments

“A Most Wanted Man”

Phillip Seymour Hoffmann stars in his last leading role. There will never be one quite like him.

October 13, 2014 · 3 Comments