Can Chris and Jennifer fall back to sleep in space? That sounds a little silly, but bare with me.
Sully: Miracle on the Hudson
Did Clint pull off a miracle of his own?
Rogue One: A Star Wars Story
Did my cautious optimism pay dividends?
Can this film handle native cultures better than “Pochahontas”?
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them
Am I to become a Potter Convert too?
A Streetcat Named Bob
Can I be converted into cat-lover through my favourite art-form?
When Aliens show up, call a lecturer!
Stories within stories within Amy Adams within Jake Gyllenhaal!
Is Ben Affleck able to kick ass while doing your taxes?
Is this film too strange for it’s own good?
Jack Reacher: Never Go Back
Jack Reacher is back! Do I care?
Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children
Is this finally another good Tim Burton film?
Batman: Return of the Caped Crusaders
Let’s see if the post war version of Batman beats post-911.
How many films have the word “American” in the title?
Hunt for the Wilderpeople
Is this my new favourite New Zealand film of the decade?
The Man Who Knew Infinity
Is this really the new “Good Will Hunting”?
The Girl on the Train
This train was 3 weeks delayed. I’m so sorry.
A full review about this film without one reference to “Breaking Bad”!
Hollywood and “Ben-Hur”. The original cash-grabbing couple!
Kubo and the Two Strings
I’ve never seen a Laika film before. I need to see more!
Did I ever tell you my nickname is Viggo?
A late review for a Woody Allen movie. Sorry Woody.
This is very late. Sorry.
Hell or High Water
A thoughtful crime drama in Texas. I love my job sometimes.
Is this movie so good/bad that I want Rotten Tomatoes to just die?
An American Comedy with three friends and they’re all… women?!
David Brent: Life on the Road
More than 10 years on, can David Brent make it from the paper business to show business? And, more importantly, is watching him fail at that still funny?
Another film about the locating of fish. That genre will never die so long as we fish ourselves.
A children’s classic in the hands of a giant director! Surely this must be good.
My favourite action dude is back. If you don’t know who I’m talking about, read the title.
Star Trek Beyond
On the franchise’s 50th Anniversary can this film live up to the legendary series?
The Secret Life of Pets
How good is this “Toy Story” with Pets?
The Nice Guys
Read this review in the voice of a 70’s trailer voice-over artist.
When Marnie Was There
The greatest animation studio since Disney gives us their swansong.
Alice Through the Looking Glass
Over a billion dollars the last movie did gross.
Only a penny should it have received at most.
A Hologram for the King
Tom of Arabia.
Jodie Foster directed Money Monster.
A movie about banking fraudsters.
Florence Foster Jenkins
Also known as “The King’s Speech 2”.
The Jungle Book (2016, 3D)
Let’s see if I can bear with this movie… I’ll stop now.
Captain America: Civil War
Let’s hope that Chris Evans does a better job than the son of J.D Sallinger.
This film, I’ve just learnt, is “based on true events”. Oh boy.
Why are they after this kid? And why is he wearing those swimming goggles? Find out at MIDNIGHT!
A film done in one take. Film types like myself love those!
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
After years of fans whining, was Batfleck all that bad?
This film is super weird. But is it good-weird?
A movie with perfect punctuation must mean a perfect movie right?
Kung Fu Panda 3
The third installment in a franchise that certainly is not endangered.
The Danish Girl
Redmayne wants you to “GO!!!” to this movie. If you get that reference I apologise.
Did my total lack of knowledge of this book series affect my enjoyment of this film?
This movie shows one thing. Michael Caine is old.
The Hateful Eight
Is this Tarantino epic worthy of the man’s name?
The Big Short
Money, money, money. From the author of “Moneyball”
Can a five year old boy hold a movie together almost on his own?
A movie that screams female empowerment!
My most anticipated movie of 2016, so early. Was I right to hold my breath?